Oona Chaplin just tweeted that she spent the morning “learning how to shoot a bow and arrow.”
Ooooh I hope that Talisa gets to fight alongside her husband like a real wimmen!!!1 Mebbe Robb will survive teh Red Wedding cuz of his baaaaadasssss queen!
(Seriously, what are they doing to this character?)
i can’t wait for their arc to end
BIG ASOS SPOILERS / An anonymous HBO contact tells me this is how it plays out in the script
Talisa turns out to be a Lannister assassin. Sitting by Robb’s side at the Red Wedding, she gets up and proceeds to walk a certain distance behind him to swiftly shoot the first arrow in his back while he’s busy eating that tasty bread and salt. She murmurs the last word she’ll ever say to the husband she prentended to love:
“Yippee ki-yay motherfucker”, she whispers, her eyes a cold as the North.
She then plunges a sword into Robb’s heart because they gave her Roose Bolton’s part.
The sword is the ancestral Stark sword Ice. Tywin gave it to her to be ironic.
And then everyone dies and David and Dan have ruined the Red Wedding.
The end.
(I lied I don’t have any secret anonymous HBO contacts)
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LOL. ??? Will repeat it this till I’m tired, KILL TALISA BRING JEYNE!
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